For the emotionally invested and chronically rate-affected.
This therapeutic throw cushion is soft enough to scream into after watching a council meeting—and stylish enough to scream into in front of guests.
🫖 Sage green for serenity.
🧵 Printed with passive-aggressive elegance.
🏛 Inspired by true Lismore events.
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A neutral-toned scream absorber for maximum civic despair.
This cushion is soft enough to muffle existential howls after each council livestream, yet chic enough to say: “I vote, I budget, I break silently inside.”
☁️ Soft beige to blend with your crumbling faith in leadership
🎙 Designed for weekly outbursts and surprise rate hikes
🌿 Works best when hugged during motions that “defer to workshop”
Own your trauma. Upholster your outrage.
Pairs perfectly with overpriced rates notices and the urge to shout, “POINT OF ORDER!”
