This tongue-in-cheek sports-style tee declares your loyalty to the most iconic legal underdog since David faced Goliath in court. Featuring faux sponsor logos “Truth” and “Seaweed,” this shirt is perfect for court dates, council chambers, or community barbecues where justice needs a side dish.
Printed on soft cotton with bold lettering and zero apologies.
Because some of us don’t just spill tea—we file affidavits.
