This shirt is for the legend who doesn’t just cut grass, he claims territory. Laurel wreaths? Earned. Ride-on mower? Armoured steed. Victory? Sweet… and slightly petrol-scented.
Ideal for weekends, suburbia, and passive turf disputes
Breathable enough for battle. Washable after beers.
Crown not included (but very much implied)
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
🏆 Declare dominion over your lawn. And your in-laws.
