Father Figure Tee | Dad Bod Deluxe. Sizes S - 4XL

It’s not a lifestyle — it’s a structural choice.

For blokes rocking the belly with pride and leading with love (and maybe snacks), this tee is your official uniform.

• Soft feel, firm stance

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pairs well with socks and sandals, burnt snags, and unsolicited advice

• Built for peak dad energy: low centre of gravity, high emotional stability*

🍺 Comes with the emotional support of a frothy and decades of earned wisdom.

*Results may vary if your mower won’t start.