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🧼 Cleaner Than Council Tea Towel

🧼 Cleaner Than Council Tea Towel

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Because some stains are easier to scrub out than others.

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This tea towel pulls no punches—and wipes up every spill. Made from 100% ethical cotton and printed with local sass, it’s perfect for drying dishes, mopping up council hypocrisy, or just making a passive-aggressive statement over brunch.

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  • Size: 50 x 70 cm
  • Material: Premium 100% cotton
  • Quality: Soft, absorbent, ethically made
  • Vibe: Satirical. Satisfying. Slightly scandalous.

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🧾 For kitchens that serve truth with their toast.

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