Born to Be Mild – Blokes’ Edition (Emotional Support T-Shirt)3XL 4XL 5XL

For the man who blocks with dignity, cries at Bluey, and knows when to log off.

Introducing the Born to Be Mild tee:

A relaxed-fit homage to quiet strength, soft power, and the kind of bloke who brings the extra camp chair just in case. Whether you’re managing your cortisol or managing to avoid Rob’s livestreams, this one’s for you.

👕 Made from 100% combed cotton and good intentions

🧼 Pre-washed in tears of laughter and climate activism

🧠 Designed for sitting with your feelings and the truth

For the man who blocks with dignity, cries at Bluey, and knows when to log off.

Introducing the Born to Be Mild tee:

A relaxed-fit homage to quiet strength, soft power, and the kind of bloke who brings the extra camp chair just in case. Whether you’re managing your cortisol or managing to avoid Rob’s livestreams, this one’s for you.

👕 Made from 100% combed cotton and good intentions

🧼 Pre-washed in tears of laughter and climate activism

🧠 Designed for sitting with your feelings and the truth

Ideal for:

• Kind dads
• Soft-left king energy
• BBQs where no one yells

Subtle satire. Supreme comfort.

Because being a good bloke shouldn’t be controversial.

Ideal for:

• Kind dads

• Soft-left king energy

• BBQs where no one yells

Subtle satire. Supreme comfort.

Because being a good bloke shouldn’t be controversial.