🧼 BIG ROB NOT WELCOME — Hive Doormat (60x90cm)

$20 bucks of pure petty justice.

Perfect for your front door, back gate, office, squat, or community hall. Durable, dramatic, and highly effective at deterring unwanted council energy. Features:

🐝 Bold anti-fascist energy

🐝 Angry face, mildly cursed

🐝 Easy-clean surface (Rob’s drool wipes right off)

Grab one before Rob reports it to Code Enforcement.