From the Big Banana to the Big Pineapple, Australia’s roadside icons are hard to miss—so is Big Rob, but for all the wrong reasons. Now you can celebrate the true scale of local irony with this soft-print, heather-black tee:
“Australia’s Big Things: Big Prawn. Big Banana. Big Pineapple. Big Rob (Do Not Approach. May Block.)”
This is the official Hive-certified community uniform for those who’ve been blocked, mocked, or shocked by the mighty Brob himself. Design credit goes to an OG memer of Lismore, circled in resilience and righteous shitposting.
🍍 100% pre-shrunk cotton
🚫 May provoke Facebook bans
🐝 Proceeds fund community satire + unsolicited truth
