🗞️ Lismore News & Other Manufactured Outrage Tea Towel

Dry your dishes and the tears of democracy with our 'Lismore News & Other Manufactured Outrage' Tea Towel. Featuring a satirical front page straight from the absurdity files, this kitchen essential pokes fun at the local drama makers and their never-ending headlines of hysteria.

Printed in full color on quality fabric, its perfect for mopping up council chaos, cleaning your conscience, or just hanging up as a daily reminder not to believe everything you read-especially if it's in all caps.

ethically made

soft durable, and machine washable

comes with a tiny sting of truth (and a hive logo, of course)