🐾 I’M LACY KEANE – Small Dog Resistance Tee

Little dog. Big message. No lies on this leash.

Just because they’re pocket-sized doesn’t mean they don’t pack a bark.

This tee is for the tiny rebels with thunder in their toenails — the whistleblowers of the dog park. From chihuahuas who don’t trust developers, to pugs who’ve memorised the NSW Reconstruction Authority’s floodplain map — this is their uniform.

🖤 Features:

– Bold “I’M LACY KEANE” slogan on the back for maximum impact while exiting council chambers

– Sizes XS to L for truth-seeking terriers, truth-sniffing shih tzus, and floofs under 10kg

– Soft, breathable fabric for undercover resistance naps and strategic belly rubs

– Tailored fit for dramatic side-eyes in public meetings

🐕 Ideal for:

– Activist lap dogs

– Vigilant van dwellers with leashes

– Resistance poodles who reject beige planning policies

⚠️ Not suitable for large dogs or humans pretending to be chihuahuas to get into flights cheaper.