🐾 I’M LACY KEANE – Big Dog Resistance Tee

Because silence is compliance, and your dog is done complying.

Turn your gentle giant into a walking mic drop.

Whether they’re blocking bulldozers, herding councillors, or just vibing in the departure lounge at Virgin check-in, this bold black tee lets your floof stand tall (literally) for transparency, truth, and table scraps.

🖤 Features:

– High-contrast white text on sleek black fabric

– Sizes 3XL–6XL for the mighty, the chunky, and the mythic

– Soft, stretchy fit for protests, park naps, or airport power strolls

– Text positioned on the back because that’s where your enemies should be

🐕 Ideal for:

– Great Danes, Mastiffs, Rotties, Newfoundlands, or Staffies with ambition

– Emotional support comrades with a disdain for corruption

– Dogs who can carry water… and the moral high ground

⚠️ Still not big enough? Ask about our Lacy Keane Livestock Range.

Let me know if you’d like:

• A fun-sized version for your small dog listing too
• Variants like “Council Watchdog” or “Fetch the Truth” as limited editions
• A pack description if you’re selling these as matching human + dog sets

🐶✨ Because in this town, even the dogs are political.