🫠 Everything’s Fine (But in Italics) – Existential Crisis Tee™

🧃 It’s fine. Everything’s fine.

Okay maybe not fine fine… more like “shrugging-through-a-breakdown-in-a-cute-outfit” fine.

This tee captures the exact emotional tone of sending a 👍 in a panic.

✔ Soft cotton for nervous sweats

✔ Irony included free of charge

✔ Two fonts, zero stability

✔ LFN-accredited emotional support garment 🐝

Perfect for therapy, brunch, or just standing in a room wondering why you came in there.