🪵Not sad. Not happy. Just… functional. The Emotionally Beige tee is for those operating at a steady hum of “meh” with hints of passive-aggressive cheer. Perfect for surviving small talk, group chats, and beige leadership energy.
✔ Classic fit for unproblematic vibes
✔ Golden mustard lettering, no spice intended
✔ Best paired with chamomile tea and disappointment
✔ LFN-approved for your middle-management arc 🐝
It’s giving: “I’m coping, just in a neutral palette.”
