Collection: T-Shirts for Girls Who Know Things Soft fabrics. Sharp minds. And a little chaos on the side.
👚 T-Shirts for Women
Wearable emotions. Mild delusions. Comfortable rebellion.
This is the main collection: a greatest hits album of our softest cotton and sharpest takes. Whether you’re flirting with nihilism or just dressing for the group chat, these tees are built for comfort, chaos, and main character moods.
🌸 Soft Core Statements™
For girls who whisper “help” with excellent posture.
Delicate fonts. Gentle colours. Emotionally confusing slogans. This collection blends low-volume energy with high-impact sarcasm. Ideal for introverts, empaths, and people who hate confrontation but love a good t-shirt.
🖤 Alley Chic™
(Edgy & Cool-Girl)
Monochrome tees for the emotionally unavailable.
Designed for girls who ghost their therapist and look good doing it. These tees don’t smile, don’t follow trends, and definitely don’t apologize. Think boots not Birks, eyeliner not insight. Dark, ironic, and perfect for minor acts of rebellion.
🐚 Tropicool Tees
(Resort & Retro Vibes)
Sunset nostalgia. Coconut logic.
From “Laguna Bloom” to “Palm Party,” these are your daily escape tees. Retro prints, holiday colours, and coastal delusions for anyone who wants to dress like they’re on annual leave—even if they’re just at Coles.
☁️ Emotionally Beige
(Subcategory or Feature Collection)
Neutral tones. Unstable undertones.
Minimalist on the outside, mess on the inside. These are the tees for when you feel Everything™ but say “I’m fine.” Perfect for brunch with the family or emotionally shutting down with style.

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Lismore 2.0: The Psychedelic Survival Tee. Organic Cotton
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Hug Your Granarchist – Organic Cotton Revolutionwear
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Granarchy Now – Mobility. Mutiny. Solidarity.
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Become What You Are – Nietzsche Tee(women’s fit)
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Guillotine – Beige on Black(women’s fit)
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Hope Is a Discipline – Serif Edition (Beige on Black)women’s fit
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One Match Still Burns Tee – Minimalist Resistance Edition(women’s fit)
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Tiny Anarchist with a Job and a Dream. Organic Cotton
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👕 “Peace With Teeth” Tee
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BRB Having a Breakdown Tee
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I’m the Main Character Tee
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Juice Cleanse, Dirty Thoughts Tee
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Little Miss Delusional Tee
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🌬️ Wishful by Design – Dandelion Drift Tee(organic cotton tee)
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🍁 Let Go Gracefully – Autumn Wisdom Tee(organic cotton)
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🌱 Seedling – Early Stages Tee. Organic Cotton
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🥑 Avocado Tee – Minimal Ripe Vibes Edition. Organic Cotton
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☕️ Emotionally Beige – Low-Stakes Crisis Tee
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🫠 Everything’s Fine (But in Italics) – Existential Crisis Tee™
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🌸 Soft Chaos – Bubblegum Mayhem Tee
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