Collection: Lismore Fake News™ – The Official Merch Table

Because sometimes the truth is too outrageous to believe… and the lies are just boring.

The Lismore Fake News Merch collection is your one-stop shop for satire, sass, and civic survival gear. Born from the belly of the hive (and possibly a Facebook thread gone rogue), this is real merch for a town full of wild stories.

🐝 Designed with Lismore legends in mind.

🎤 Approved by Jessica Reports (probably).

📦 Contains 100% more truth than certain councillors.

Stick it. Wear it. Gift it. But don’t believe everything you read… except this.